Week 2 in Caveman’s Gridiron League settled with every listed game final and the league’s first broad separation now visible in the standings. Three clubs — Knoxville Forge, Salt Lake Blizzard and St. Louis Stallions — remain unbeaten at 2-0 after the week’s results, while four teams finished the week still looking for their first win: Las Vegas Mob, San Antonio Regulators, Louisville Sentinels and Boise Bighorns.
The week’s highest-scoring result came from the Orleans? No, the verified slate showed Knoxville’s 246.88-172.90 win at Virginia Beach as the largest total on the board among the listed finals, and Birmingham’s 239.95-214.36 home win over Hartford as another high-output conference result. Knoxville’s road win kept the Forge perfect, while Salt Lake’s 192.57-132.30 victory at San Antonio preserved the Blizzard’s unbeaten start. St. Louis also stayed perfect with a 233.95-189.51 win over Grand Rapids.
A number of games turned on decisive margins. Orlando’s 227.79-149.08 win at Raleigh, Rochester’s 230.61-152.68 result at Memphis, Omaha’s 267.94-181.05 road win at Milwaukee and San Diego’s 242.06-151.04 victory at Honolulu all stood out as clear statement wins. On the other end of the spectrum, Tulsa edged El Paso 190.65-186.29, while Greenville survived Richmond 135.02-127.05 in the week’s tightest final.
The week also reshaped the league’s early record picture. Oakland joined the unbeaten group with a 176.90-119.22 win over Las Vegas, and Birmingham improved to 2-0 by topping Hartford. Tulsa reached 2-0 as well, as did Knoxville and Salt Lake. At 1-1, a large middle class remains in place, including Orlando, Austin, Portland, Sacramento, Columbus, Milwaukee, Oklahoma City, Richmond, Memphis, Fresno, Grand Rapids, Tucson, Rochester, Omaha, Honolulu, El Paso and others.
At the bottom, the 0-2 teams are Las Vegas, San Antonio, Louisville, Virginia Beach, Hartford and Boise. The standings supplied with the settled Week 2 database show no playoff seeds assigned yet.
The transaction log attached to the current post-settlement period shows only routine moves: practice squad elevations and free-agent adds and drops. No injuries, trades or other roster disruptions were included in the verified evidence for this report.
League lifecycle data shows Week 2 as the last settled week, with Week 3 current and the system waiting on the NFL game listed as 2026_03_ATL_GB before moving forward. For now, the verified record is simple: three teams are still perfect, four are still winless, and the league has moved into Week 3 with the standings defined but the next cycle not yet fully opened.